Adventures in Pet Sitting

So...I'm pet sitting in the woods again. Last night I was on the computer and started hearing this little cluk sound..you know like when you put your tongue on the roof of your mouth and make a pop sound. Hmmm I thought what is that..must be the dog thumping it's tail. clok cluk clok..there it is again...go see the dog..nope not the dog..maybe water plopping off something..no. Sit down at the computer again and a couple minutes later I hear a more distinct...yet low clok cluk. I tiptoe into the kitchen from whence this noise is coming.. OHHHH I see Miss Booboo Macaw has entered the room and is making her way up the hand carved wooden bar chair at the counter..trying to be very inconspicuous with that low cluk sound.. DAMN! How am I going to get her back in her room with out injury to me ..or her. I approach with caution LARGE powerful bird with large powerful beak...! SQUAWKKK! attack mode...gingerly I take my foot and move the chair...s l o w l y scoot it towards her room. Boy is she pissed now , she takes a biggo bite out of the aforementioned handcarved bar chair...I grab a broom handle and ease the chair oh so carefully into her cage room Now..how do I get her off the chair? Slowly tilt it back and down to the floor....she hops off and walks around like she owns the place. Oh yeah ,,she does! I scootch the chair back into it's rightful place ..complete with the chunk missing WAAA!